The International Brotherhood of Paranoid Xenophobia

This sounds a lot like Hezbollah-takes-over-Mexico and Terror Babies.

Don’t worry, Amurr-ka, you ain’t alone in your crazy. Israel’s right beside ya. Oh, and those forty F-35s ain’t gonna hurt neither, ‘speshully when we go [Isramerica] all over their asses.

Evidently 99.99% [see article] of “infiltrators” coming across Israel’s southern border are migrant workers, which is just another name for an illegal alien which is just another name for claim your second amendment right to form a militia and patrol the border night and day to keep the turr’rists (ambiguously, could be both terrorists and tourists, the two major threats to our livelihood) out because, you know, that’s how we do shit here in the enlightened world. Time for the Minutemen to franchise overseas.

UPDATE: Fence, fence.

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