Today I came into work to the distinct pleasure of these spam messages in my “probable spam” folder. This is thrilling to me, because it demonstrates the increasing ability of spam generators to write coherent, if not perfect, English.
From: Mr Tom Westbrook.
Private & Very Safe!
Kent TN11 9DZ,
I humbly and sincerely wish to solicit for your assistance to transfer the sum of £250,000.000.00-[Two Hundred And Fifty Million GBP Only} to any safe account with your honest assistance. I have every possibility for the accumulated proceed to be paid in your favour and then both of us will share the value equal percentage.
Although, necessary steps has been made regards to this issue confidentially with key Bank Personnel’s and they have agreed to help if I found honest and capable person to handle this transaction to enable us transfer the value Asset out from UK. I guarantee that this will be executed under a concrete special arrangement that will protect us from any breach of law. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is total hitch-free and you should not entertain any fear because good arrangement has been outlined for successful conclusion.
If you are willing and capable to handle this business with me in full confidence & trust, please do not hesitate to send me the following information for documentation purpose:
Private phone numbers: /Current residential address:
Occupation: / Age and Sex: / Your Full Banking Coordinates.
I look forward hearing from you ASAP.
Mr Tom Westbrook.
This second one is quite interesting, because I would be the kind of person to care about the PKK.
From Yusuff Ocalan
How are you today?
Peace be unto you my good friend. I am the only surviving child of Abdullah Ã-calan,The leader of the Kurdistan Workers Party (PKK).My father actively fought for the liberation and unification of our people (The Kurds) under one sovereign nation which earned him the support of many and being branded a rebel by others.He amassed a lot of money garnered fromsupporters and sympathisers alike from which he kept quite a lot for his family’suse.l will want you to go through this site and know more about Abdullah Ã-calan.
Before his sudden arrest in 1999,he confided in me the where abouts of this money which is ($45Mand)Fourty five Million united State Dollars and instructed me to find means of investing the funds far away from the reach of the Turkishgovernment who have frozen most of the accounts and assets of the PKK.I need you to invest this money for the benefit of my three year old son Hassan.He is all that is left of the Ã-calan family.A few months ago I was diagnosed with cancer and was told by doctors that I have no long time to live.My dear father will not be released by the Turkish government any time soon.All I ask of you is to assist in the transfer and investment of the funds in a neutral country on behalf of my son hassan untill he is of age.
l want you to send to me your contact address,your phone number,your Occupation and your Age.Once you get back to me,l will tell you on how you can contact the bank where the money is deposited. Right now i am in the hospital where i ran to with my only son in london here is the address and my phone number Please help me.
here is there address;
The Whittington Hospital NHS Trust
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